‘The hardest-working dogs in the world.’ Terrific photo set from Andrew Fladeboe. http://t.co/DWPGGeCfde
How to best prevent human extinction? Eliminate religions.
Rock on, E.O. Wilson. http://t.co/el5Aktx4uz
Good thing all of “science” is an elitist liberal scam, otherwise this would be sort of terrifying http://t.co/LjmzlxCGlF
Cone Snake Venom. A potent treatment for smoking, AND the name of my new metal band. http://t.co/RMUbJr15bS
No seriously, what DO you do when your ex-girlfriend might be a trained assassin? http://t.co/fpc0dMneM7
Just when you’re trying to think of yourself as memorable, there’s always someone who forgets they’ve met you. http://t.co/9GYWABOoDo
America! Here is your new, almost grotesquely white male Christian Congress. Enjoy! http://t.co/lHKuUwLt2P
Change any bad habit to a good one in just 66 days! Or, you know, just knock it the fuck off right now. http://t.co/f0yX3a3NA4
Parents! Alarmism! Teens! Texting! Acronyms! Sex! Drugs! Panic! OMG! GYPO! NIFOC! http://t.co/5uOwXzt7Hg
“I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” http://t.co/AWX1I12JiF
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