Behold, the absolute coolest skull watch you will never own http://t.co/eOwQfHuctk http://t.co/fjcs9K8qNP
Ancient stone circles in Mideast provide further proof that you have no idea about anything so quit pretending http://t.co/UUFBgAk2sz
Fascinating, in a disquieting way, how many men get angrily defensive when shown the everyday sexism women face. http://t.co/nbkfJdrr8m
That dust in your eye? Might be someone’s cremated bones. http://t.co/2UJ8n9HPXy
“Don’t get crazy,” say sour old cardinals re: the church being nicer to gays. “We still detest everyone.” http://t.co/dWLYoyh8MK
Vatican announces it will no longer condemn gays to hell for all eternity. “More like 5, maybe 10 years.” http://t.co/VvUzsjhaUI
Bro! Do you like henley t-shirts? Why not don one today? Oh right – because Don Henley will SUE YOU. http://t.co/qrjpbLnx1i
James Frey appears to be doing quite well for himself in his post-Oprah, fantasy-writer guise. http://t.co/lUevLhqXP4
Love everything about this new iPhone 6 Plus except pocketability and the fact it’s completely absurd
You guys! Free birth control actually works! Who knew? http://t.co/YJos583Ybg
