Try this one amazing tip for perfectly cooked burgers every time. http://t.co/AEaFLDbvOJ
Dear God, PLEASE send us more teens like and Smith. Wow and astonishing. http://t.co/hHYSHzRJ7q
Grinning, pants-less, hole-loving, hermaphrodite sugar addict banned from Polish playground. http://t.co/pFCd3ZSkET
Science: 80 million bacteria are transferred in a 10-second kiss. Far more if you’re messy and sloppy and naked. http://t.co/b91uiihIk4
Your odds of getting struck by lightning are going up exponentially. Because global warming. http://t.co/aop7WxwtpU
Jesus was a Buddhist, hooked up with Mary Magdalene, had a couple kids. Why not? Just as likely as anything else. http://t.co/A8LDw2eXZi
Do you know David Mikkelson? You really should. He’s the best thing to happen to the Internet. And your mom. http://t.co/DpDFAKXMoC
The smarter & more compassionate you get = more liberal. The more fearful & egocentric = more conservative. http://t.co/5Q3r765sYr
