Good thing all of “science” is an elitist liberal scam, otherwise this would be sort of terrifying http://t.co/LjmzlxCGlF
Cone Snake Venom. A potent treatment for smoking, AND the name of my new metal band. http://t.co/RMUbJr15bS
No seriously, what DO you do when your ex-girlfriend might be a trained assassin? http://t.co/fpc0dMneM7
Just when you’re trying to think of yourself as memorable, there’s always someone who forgets they’ve met you. http://t.co/9GYWABOoDo
America! Here is your new, almost grotesquely white male Christian Congress. Enjoy! http://t.co/lHKuUwLt2P
