New battle cry: “May you smite thy enemies with the strength of a thousand limpet teeth!” http://t.co/GCWpOX8PAj

Great idea, ! Because officially banning sex between certain people ALWAYS works. http://t.co/6gSlgET3yi

‘The hardest-working dogs in the world.’ Terrific photo set from Andrew Fladeboe. http://t.co/DWPGGeCfde

How to best prevent human extinction? Eliminate religions.

Rock on, E.O. Wilson. http://t.co/el5Aktx4uz