The world of make-believe can be a scary place, but never fear: Thanks to a series of reimagined fairy tales published online by the National Rifle Association, classic characters like Hansel and Gretel are now packing heat. – NY Times
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Read more here:: The NRA’s top 11 reimagined classic children’s stories
